Those are brilliant.

I remember a few years ago, somebody nicked a few of those headline posters which you see displayed by news vendors, wrote their own headlines on them in marker, and stuck them up around the Euston area.

They included:
POLICE ARREST CRACK BABY

GOD: "YOU'RE ALL FUCKED"

And ANAL SEX CURES CANCER (which nearly became a T-shirt for a certain band I was once in)

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GOD: "YOU'RE ALL FUCKED"

fantastic. i wish i could use it for an album title...

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""What a stupid face you have Max" and "Max is a moron"..."

WTF???

You have personalised spam???

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Yeah the bastards!! I mean it's funny but it did put a slight downer on the start of the day, being slagged off by anonymous spambots. This is why you shouldn't have your name in your email address... but it's my work address so pretty unavoidable.

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That's incredible. I wouldn't know whether to be outraged or delighted. Both probably. Doutraged.

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