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Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried [May. 17th, 2012|02:49 pm]
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Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried
(written MR 08/12/04)

Welcome to the world little c*nt
It’s just to start you breathing little c*nt
Wipe that look of wonder off your face
You won’t believe what’s waiting... for you

Your purity disgusts us
Your purity disgusts us
Your purity disgusts us
And it ends... now!

This first lesson at school is, “SHUT THE F*CK UP”
The second lesson is don’t be too clever
The third lesson is how to hide yourself
The last lesson is all about compass art

Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried
Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried x2

At last free from forced education, little c*nt
Inked up and ready to live your life
Nervous first day at work, time flies by,
smiles on payday just earn the cash to fund your dreams
- - - years flash by - - - watch your whole life drain away - -
- you sold yourself off piece by piece and and no matter how hard you work - - -
there’s never ever gonna be quite enough

until you’re spat out... knackered...
they bought almost all your life from you
and now they reject the little that’s left
and what’ve you got to show for yourself?

Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried
Born, Brutalised, Bought then Buried x2

and now you’re a burden
they don’t need to say, you know
they all want you dead and over and gone
a world full of technology you can’t understand
then you have a little fall so they they force you to a home
to be looked after... to be force fed cold stale food...
to be mocked patronised and abused at bathtime

they want you dead and you want you dead you wait for it to come you pray everynight please please take me take me take me away from this please whatever happens just take me away... (repeat chorus)


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look at me [Feb. 29th, 2012|08:15 pm]
I'll be playing a rare London gig on Saturday March 10th... on keyboards for SPUCKTUTE supporting Surgyn and XP8 at Electrowerkz.
We have discount advance tickets available for £8.50 which includes entrance to Slimelight afterwards. Drop me an email at spucktute@gmail.com if you fancy it!
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quote(s) of the day [Feb. 24th, 2012|07:06 pm]
‎"If you look for trouble, you'll find it." Proverbs 11:27.
"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin.
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A Salute to Graham Chapman [Feb. 23rd, 2012|10:54 pm]
Ok, television comedy is it seems a hard thing to get right... i grew up with A Bit Of Fry And Laurie and Alexi Sayle, and back then it seemed effortless. New comedies come and go all the time at the moment. Sometimes we get a Black Books or a Peep Show, but often it's just wading through shit.
Miranda seems to win awards, but the bits i've seen make my internal organs tighten, and not in a good way.
I've concluded Noel Fielding's new television show could have been considered a success if only it had been named, 'Surreal Gobbledygook' instead of 'Luxury Comedy'. Being called Luxury Comedy you expect laughs i think. And are understandably disappointed when they don't come. If you don't expect laughs you can marvel at the surreal journey you're taken on.

We watched Richard Ayoade's directorial debut Submarine last night... on the LoveFilm sleeve it proudly proclaimed, 'The Best British Comedy In Years'. Sat down to watch it only to discover it was a very tender, quirky, coming of age drama. I mean it had some funny moments in it, but by no stretch of the imagination could you justifiably call it a comedy.

Why do marketing companies insist on mislabelling things?

At this point of time, i can only conclude that there's nothing more sinister going on, than people being shit at their jobs. Sitting around thinking how to maximise the sales, rather than how accurately to describe something to potential i want to say 'clients', but that sounds bit dirty. And of course you can argue in my face that maybe they're good at their jobs by mislabelling things and increasing their otherwise sales.

This week also watched John Cleese's first ever stand-up DVD, 'The Alimony Tour'. Which, aside from some reasonable early material around how much the Californian judge has made him pay his ex-wife in alimony, and how he's been forced to slog himself around repeating the same dreary shit to strangers to make a few quid, was essentially a selected history and greatest hits of Cleese, with him regularly leaving the stage to shows us clips from Finally The 1948 Show, The Frost Report, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers and A Fish Called Wanda.

Many of the clips were brilliant as you'd expect... As a stupidly massive fan, i'd heard all the Fawlty anecdotes before but it's such a masterful work i could happily hear them until i'm blue in the face. (note: there was nothing on Fierce Creatures)

But lots about his awkward relationship with his mother... a lot of the great geniuses had awkward relationships with their mothers, so i often think, if only she'd been a bit worse, i could've really been something. etc.

One of the strongest things that came across though was the affection for regular co-writer Graham Chapman. (The late night agonising of what to say the night before his memorial service and then footage of what Cleese actually said, was a lesson in perfect timing.) Rightly, or wrongly I'd secretly harboured the suspicion that Chapman essentially was Python with everyone trying to write to please him for years. And Cleese makes no holds barred statements about how little Chapman actually contributed to anything, and how as a writing partner, he was the best ever sounding board, because he an invariably correct ear for comedy.

Which i like. There's lots of excellent anecdotes, but i found cheap on amazon some unproduced Chapman scripts... and leave you with this opening scene from 'OUR SHOW WITH RINGO' (co-written with Douglas Adams)

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‎"RINGO in 'Goodnight Vienna' costume, neutral setting, pointing, like God, at things as we see them happen, including: a rocket launching, an atom bomb exploding, the summit of Everest, a Spanish hotel being blown up and down (FILM and REVERSE FILM) with accompanying ACCORDIAN MUSIC, New York being flattened by an enormous mouse dropping on it, a knockout punch from Mohammed Ali, Chairman Mao, enormous crowds cheering wildly, paramilitary police shooting up a bed of roses, a person in an ant costume having a cup of tea, he is messily crushed by an enormous boot to cod FAIRY-TALE MUSIC."

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new History Of Guns video! [Feb. 20th, 2012|08:14 pm]
Filmed a few years ago by [info]disastrid, i've only just got round to editing it from my sickbed! 

Am really glad we have something that captures what a great front man Del could be at times...  


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del on the radio [Jan. 9th, 2012|12:25 pm]
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Tonight at 6:30pm The Milk Bar Show on Wolverhampton City Radio will be playing a few tracks from the new History Of Guns album and conducting a telephone interview with Del Alien.

Listen online at www.wcrfm.com


Will Del be able to stay out of the pub until then... find out at 6:30pm...
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quote of the day [Jan. 6th, 2012|01:46 pm]
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Quote of the day, "you can drink heavily for years and not lose function if you just keep...functioning. If you drink heavily and laugh at throwing things in the river (which I like to do) you'll get stupider as opposed to if you drink heavily and read and write, interact with society or work. For example, that conservative upper class douchebag Churchill was a sharp old boozer."
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XYK [Dec. 21st, 2011|09:58 pm]
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It is with enormous amounts of relief and pride I can announce the new Xykogen album is now available for free download.
Get it here:
http://www.lineoutrecords.com/downloads/Xykogen-The-Beggar-And-The-Fountain/
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quote of the day [Dec. 20th, 2011|09:28 am]
"To know what you are thinking, ask yourself how you are feeling. Emotions are valuable tools that instantly tell us what we are thinking and how we are feeling. It is impossible to feel bad and at the same time have good thoughts. Your thoughts determine your frequency, and your feelings tell you immediately what frequency you are on.
The thoughts that affect our emotions are the ego talking to us through an earlier childhood trauma; 'you don't deserve this,' 'why bother you never finish things anyway,' or 'you're not capable.'
When we were children growing up this is what the masters who programmed us made us believe; remember the negative, harmful, fearful poisons they spread into your mind? To some extent or another these viruses have touched us all.
However don't lets get too heavy with coming down on the programmers because they were programmed as well. We also do it to one another because it was done to us, we were programmed to do this - everything is cyclic - unless we break the cycle.
Forgive yourself instantly please." - David Rankin
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quote of the day [Dec. 5th, 2011|03:44 pm]
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"Sometimes we feel that he is speaking not only for a personal distress, but for the starvation of a whole civilization – for people grinding at barren office-routine in the cells of gigantic cities, drying up their souls in eternal toil whose products never bring them profit, where their pleasures are so vulgar and so feeble that they are almost sadder than their pains. It is our whole world of shattered nerves and shattered institutions."
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